ME: What’re you doing here….
JOE: What do you mean?
ME: Uh, school…?
JOE: It’s Saturday.
ME: Wait, what?
JOE: For real, I’ll show you-picks up cellphone and points to date-see?
ME: What the hell happened to Friday?-Joe laughs-And why am I even up?
Seriously, what happened to Friday? I am so outtie….